My 2014 Samsung Galaxy Jelly Bean tablet I bought from Costco.
In my job as a Pilot Car driver or PEVO, I spent 90% of my time in my pick up truck and even sleep in a bunk built in the back where the seats were. I spend about 10 months at a time away from home and my office space is the drivers seat and center console. Space is tight so I choose to work on a tablet with a bluetooth keyboard instead of a laptop.
My old beat-up Galaxy Jellybean tablet from 2014 was gettin’ a bit wonky on me. It was time to replace it and I absolutely couldn’t stand the thought of it. I knew I wanted to stick with the Galaxy devices simply because of how much abuse my Jellybean had taken. I prefer androids and the old one had just been so great, even though I’d dropped it too many times to count, I’d used it way more hours at one time than I’m sure it was designed for and it was just plain abused. All of my computer work while I’m on the road is done on my tablet and I knew it was time to replace the old Jellybean that had been such a great little device.
The original Rose Gold tablet color had faded over the years from the case being on it for so long.
Unfortunately it takes me forever to decide on a purchase when I’m buying tech stuff. I have to check reviews, talk to people and research buyers guides. But after all that I decided the Galaxy was the brand I really wanted to stick with. I ended up buying one of the new Galaxy Tab A9+ 256g tablets off Amazon. They had the most reasonable price and returns are way easier than going to an electronics store. It took a while to get all my stuff transferred over from the old JellyBean, but I was so tickled to death with it! I’m a gen-xer and not very tech savvy. Like the Jellybean, the new one is easy to navigate and user friendly. I’ve already dropped it a couple times and about had a heart attack thinking “these newer ones aren’t gonna be as tough as the old Jellybean”. No worries though, it’s just as tough as the old one.
I already had a great little tablet holder that clamps onto my steering wheel and although the new tablet had a bigger 11″ screen it fit fine in the holder with a little room to spare. I put a pillow on my lap for my wireless keyboard to set on and I’m dialed in and ready to blog or get work done on my website.
This tablet holder was designed to go on the handle of a stroller. It fits perfectly onto the steering wheel in my truck. Here is my tablet set up when working in my truck. The tablet holder is clamped onto the steering wheel with the new tablet mounted into it with the bluetooth keyboard laying on top of an old throw pillow.
Of course I had to get a new case for the new tablet and my old bluetooth keyboard had the letters worn off of it. It was a folding model and had been duct taped on the hinge and it just wasn’t holding a charge like it had when it was new. I opted for a case/keyboard combo and found one that had a mouse pad on it. Wow! What an upgrade! I also got one which had backlit keys. I didn’t realize I could change the colors on it when I ordered it. So just like my pink hardhat, I chose the pink backlighting. But boy howdy! It was REALLY bright! I needed the lighted keys to be able to work at night, but not so bright as to go blind! I read through the instruction leaflet (actual instructions??? No way! Easy for my old brain to understand too!) and it was super easy to adjust the brightness.
Another thing I got a kick out of was the keyboard had magnets on bottom for attaching onto the base of the case/stand. I didn’t even realize it when I bought it. I don’t usually use it with the keyboard on the case flap, but when I do it sure doesn’t go anywhere. Those little magnets work surprisingly well! A screen protector is a must for me. My sister often calls me “Grace” due to my tripping over air or constantly dropping things. Between the heavy duty case and the screen protector; I know my new tablet is gonna be safe in my clumsy hands.
I’ve hung onto my old one and re-formatted it. Even as old as it is, I use it for my mahjong and solitaire games. I’ve also been able to stream my favorite channels on it as well. Sometimes people laugh about how ratty it looks, but I’m happy it can still be used and will use it until it finally sputters and quits working.
I’ll add links below to my new tablet and the products I got to go with it. It’s a nice feeling to be able to say this is a great product to my followers and these really are! Hopefully this post will save you some time in trying to choose your new tablet and give you some ideas of things to go with it for working while in your vehicle.
A nice big salmon I caught while fishing with my dad. Late 1970’s
As soon as I was old enough, Dad started taking me fishing in the big river. I’d have to say this was in the late 70’s. My favorite place to be, was with my dad in his boat; right in the big middle of the Columbia River, anchored with his fishing chums, who were in THEIR boats and all of us anchored in a “Hog Line”. A “Hog Line” is a group of boats anchored next to each other forming a line perpendicular to the current in the river during salmon runs (seasons). Salmon are sometimes called hogs due to the large sizes they can grow. If you caught a fish over 30 pounds or so, it would be referred to as a “Hog”. I remember my mom saying, “The fall hogs are makin’ their way up the river.” This meant the fall Chinook Salmon season was going to start soon.
My favorite fishing season was fall, and the fall chinook run was the most fun as far as I was concerned. It seemed like the fish were bigger and there were more of them. I had a love-hate relationship with the month of August. It meant summer was over and school would start and like any other kid, I hated going back to school. But it also meant I was out on the river in the hog line with my dad fishing for Chinook. Oh! I would get SO excited about going out on Dad’s old Larson Boat. It was only 16’ long and wouldn’t really be safe to take out in the mouth of the river due to it being too small to handle the water conditions of the Bar. It was fiberglass blue and white and it had a canvas cover with see through plastic windows sewn into the canvas top. The blue part looked like it had been dusted with talcum powder because of the oxidation from sitting in the sun. It was comfy and decked out with anything dad my needed while fishing. Some of my best memories as a kid were of spending time with my dad in that old boat.
Dad’s boat was my happy place when I was a kid. It had a top on it, so we wouldn’t get soaked in the rain or sunburnt in the bright sunshine. The Columbia River Gorge has a way of almost making its own weather. We usually fished out of the Camas/Washougal port. It used to be called the “Dolphin Marina”, which I always thought was kind of a dumb name because there were never any dolphins that far up the river and certainly no ocean water to keep them alive even if they did manage to make it. The boat launch is located at the mouth of the gorge. On overcast days, it seemed like it was always “choppy”, which meant there were a lot of little waves and swells in the water that would rock the boat around quite a bit.
On some of those cloudy days, the temperature would drop a little, a sort of mist would form a wall off in the distance toward the west telling us a storm was coming. We would hunker down, zip our jackets and wait for the approaching Squall to hit us. “Squalls” were what everyone living on or near the river called these little storms. You could see the wall of weather coming at you. It would get darker and seem to change shape as though it was alive. The closer it got to us, the more defined the curtain of rain and wind would get. We watched the shoreline slowly disappear as the squall got closer and it was a little scary.
Right before it reached our boats, the wind would pick up. It would really start rocking us around in the water. I would reach for the edge of the boat and hang on. The tips of our fishing poles would dip with the swells of the water, but the sinkers holding our lures in place on the bottom of the river held fast.
Dad would holler, “Here she comes!” as the pounding rain would hit suddenly and fiercely. The raindrops were huge and almost felt as if they were coming at us sideways. The boats would start to rock a little bit harder. After a few minutes, I would look up from my boat seat and just start to see a bit of blue sky through the clouds. As the squall went over us, the temperature would start to rise, and the rain would start to slow down. Finally, the hard rain turned to a mist and the air got warmer. After the storm had gone by, our boat would start to steam as the warmth of the sun would hit it and evaporate the wetness the rain had left behind. The waves created by the wind that we call “chop” would settle down and we would continue fishing. Sometimes, you’d want to grab your fishing pole and check your gear to make sure everything was ok and not tangled up. Then back in the water you’d go, pulling up on the pole so the tip was up, and you could get the butt of it into the pole holders which were attached to the sides of the boat. This is the way our days went when we were Salmon fishing in the fall.
Dad always anchored with the same bunch of guys in our hog line. The boats were just feet apart in steady current. You had to anchor in a place on the river where the flow of the river was strong enough to make the spinners on your fishing lures spin. The regular guys who anchored with us were Wilson Kennedy, Eugene; the Indian (which is what they all called him with no disrespect in any way, shape or form intended) and a funny man by the name of Joe Schneider.
The place they anchored was in a very special “secret” spot. You NEVER gave away where your fishing hole was located. If you were asked by a friend or if you asked a friend where they fished at, it was almost considered rude. When I was asked where dad fished, I always fibbed and told them a totally different spot somewhere on the river. My mom had a wise ass streak a mile wide, (guess the apple didn’t fall far from the tree) and she would tell people when asked where my dad went fishing, “Oh, he goes somewhere North of Corbett.” Most people didn’t understand this was a joke and would look at her with a confused expression. What she was really saying was, the state of Washington is north of Corbett, Oregon and he could be fishing anywhere in Washington and to hell with you for trying to get it out of her!
As an adult, I’ve been known to lie through my teeth about fishing holes and even what to use for bait; “Oh, I use camel turds and Baklava on the end of a ‘wedding ring’”. How DARE you ask me a question like that! What would make a person think I would EVER randomly give fishing advice to acquaintances?! Of course, my fishing buddies always get the straight truth and we share information between ourselves.
Anyway, on the days we went fishing, Dad always had to get up and go way before daylight. This meant getting up around 4 in the morning. He’d get the boat and gear ready to go while my mom and I would get breakfast cooked and our lunch packed up. She knew our favorite sandwiches were Liverwurst with mayo. She’d throw a couple of cans of pop, a bag of her Snickerdoodles and some sort of fruit into a little old aluminum cooler along with those yummy Liverwurst sandwiches. She also made sure dad’s old beat up stainless steel thermos was filled with hot coffee and she would make another thermos of Cambric Tea with milk and sugar for me. We’d wolf down our breakfast and head out.
Getting dad’s boat in the water and anchored was sometimes kind of stressful for me. After launching, I would have to stand on the dock and hang onto the rope that was attached to the bow cleat to make sure it wouldn’t float away while he parked the truck and trailer. When he came back down to the dock
where I was waiting for him, he’d get in the boat, start the motor and as soon as it got warmed up, I’d throw the rope into the boat and climb in. Sometimes this was a little tricky as the boat would drift out a little and I’d damn near do the splits climbing in but I never fell in the water, it did get close a couple times though.
After getting out into the river where he would find the exact spot he wanted; dad would shift the boat into neutral and heave up the heavy anchor onto the bow of the boat and get ready to drop it down into
the water. His boat didn’t have an “Open bow” like many others but there was a little door in the windshield that allowed him access to the bow of his boat. To protect the bow from getting chipped up by the anchor, dad had cut a piece of old paper machine felt that he had pilfered off one of his millwright jobs at the local papermill, to fit the top of the bow. The felt was heavy and did a good job of not only protecting the surface of the bow but kept the anchor and buoy from sliding off the slick fiberglass when the boat rocked.
After he got to his special fishing spot, he was always the first one to anchor. Once in a while, he would be the second boat to anchor, but this didn’t happen very damn often! I made sure my feet were well out of the way of the coiled anchor rope that lay on the floor of the boat. In my over-active-kid-mind, I was terrified of getting hung up in that length of rope when the anchor went to the bottom of the river. I imagined myself with it tangled around one of my ankles and being dragged out the little door in the windshield, over the bow and watching myself drown as the heavy anchor pulled me to the bottom of the river. Of course, this never happened and I was always very aware of it. I also made sure to keep my mouth shut and stay out of the way until he had the boat anchored and secured just where he wanted it.
He always anchored the same way. He’d slowly let the anchor slip off the end of the bow and into the water; holding on to the rope as he let it sink down into the water. As soon as he felt it hit the bottom and could feel a little slack in the rope, he tied it off to the bow cleat and attached his buoy to it. He’d stand and see if the anchor was holding and look at the position of the boat and see how fast the current was running. He then attached his home-made buoy he’d made from a small cardboard barrel and expanding foam to the anchor line. If we had to drift down river after a fish, this buoy would not only allow us to get our anchor back, but keep our place in the hog line.
As soon as he got us situated, we would check our fishing poles and get them into the water and set to start fishing. Most of the time, dad would fish with lures he had made himself. He had an old beat up metal coffee can which held all of the spinners, swivels, wire and pliers he needed to construct his lures right there in the boat if he needed to. He had differently colored spoons, beads and swivels from either the “Herter’s” catalog or from the old GI Joes store across the river in Portland. I remember his buddies who were in the hog line with us asking him, very quietly across the boats, what color the salmon were hitting on. Dad would cup his hand over the side of his mouth doing his best to be stealthy and give them their answer.
This is still a really popular way of fishing for salmon. The theory is; when salmon are spawning, they don’t bite on bait because they’re hungry. They bite on it because they’re MAD! It seemed like every run hit on a different colored spoon or lure. The last year I went with my dad was the fall chinook run of 1987. That fall, they were hitting on half copper and half silver spoons. He made sure to have plenty of lures that were copper and silver. He was so particular with his gear too. I had watched him for years tending to his fishing tackle. The hooks had to be sharpened regularly and your spinners better shine like a new penny. There was always a little tube of this pasty, semi gritty polish in his tackle box. You’d smear a little dab of that onto both sides of your spoon and rub it around between your thumb and index finger to clean and polish it. Then you either used a rag or if you were me, the end of your t-shirt, to wipe off the paste and finish polishing it to a mirror shine.
When you got your lure ready to go, you’d have to attach an 8-ounce lead sinker (fishing weight) below the lure on a piece of leader. When you were finally geared up correctly, You held onto your pole, put your thumb on top of the line on the spool and pushed the button on the old Penn baitcaster fishing reel with your opposite hand and slowly let the line drop into the water. I never remember him or the other guys casting our lines out when we were in a Hog Line. You had to hold your thumb onto the spool as the line stripped slowly off the reel. If you didn’t let it out slowly, you’d get a big old “Birds Nest” as my dad used to call them. This is where the spool goes faster than the line can go out so your fishing line just kind of explodes and makes a looping mess that takes hours to untangle. It’s also embarrassing as hell if it happens to you. Even today; if I get a bird’s nest on a bait caster, I look around and see if anyone is watching me; to see if someone has that knowing grin on their face that says “good one Dumbass!”. It happens to the best of us from time to time!
As your line fed out, you waited to “feel” the bottom of the river. There would be a bit of a “thump” from the sinker hitting the river bottom and the line from your pole would go slack. Dad’s way of doing it was to hold your thumb firm on the spool of the reel and lift the tip of the pole up so the sinker and lure would drift down a little further. He wanted those lures out far enough from the back of the boat so they’d be less apt to tangle with another fishermen’s gear. When he thought we were out far enough, we would set the butts of our poles into “pole holders” that were attached onto the rails on either side of the boat. When the poles were securely placed into the pole holders, you reeled up a bit to tighten the line and make sure the sinker was going to hold your lure in place. And you were fishing!
We settled in for the duration; in whatever kind of weather, waiting for a fish to hit. As a pre-teen tomboy, the anticipation and daydreams of catching the biggest fish for the day was almost too much for me to bear. I could already see that slight flick of the tip of the pole and then the fish sending the rod bouncing in little spasms as it realized it was hooked. Nope. We sat there watching the water, our rods, the rods in the other boats and drank hot drinks that my mom had fixed for us.
I always tried not to drink too much as it brought the fishing trip to the inevitable point where you had to pee. We weren’t on the water for an hour or so, we were on the water for HOURS! Dropping the buoy and going to the shore just for dad to let me out to pee was a cardinal sin when you were tied up in a hog line. The men had no issues peeing when they were on their boats. I would hear one of the other fishermen anchored up in the hog line with us holler at me “Hey Sarah! What’s that out on the island?” and knew this was my clue to turn my head until the all clear “Oh! Guess it was nothing” answer come back. They could all stand and pee off the side of the boat or into a coffee can very easily; and without making a mess.
Not me. I would wait until I was about to burst with my belly aching so bad I thought I would die before telling my dad I had to go. He’d look at me with that knowing eyebrow raised; a doubting expression on his face. Then, throwing his fist in the air with a thumbs up over his shoulder, he’d motion toward the bow of the boat and say “you know where the coffee can is”.
With my poor little pudgy legs crossed as tight as I could get them, I’d do my “potty walk” to the bow and grab my 3lb coffee can. I’d drop my drawers and try to squat while hanging on and aiming myself into the can. I got pretty good at that part. As most ladies know, we’re not quite “plumbed” right to
aim when we pee. Oh, that wonderful relief of an empty bladder! At that point I would always remember where I am; in the water where the boat is gently rocking with the current.
I’d stand part way up and very carefully start to pull my britches up with one hand while hanging onto a seat with the other. I could not bear the thought of one of those men seeing my business and the whole time I’m being very mindful of where the coffee can is in relation to my feet. I zip up, stand up completely and I hear the can move. “Oh God NO!” I think in my head. I try to catch it before it goes completely over and see out of the corner of my eye as my dad shifts in his seat. “Not again!” I’m pleading with myself thinking, “I was so careful this time!”
My dad sees what I’ve done and bellows “God Dammit Sarah!” and I swear it just boomed across the water. His voice seemed to echo off the other side of the river. I just knew that there was a deckhand somewhere on a barge, asking his buddy, “Did you hear that?”
This is when the men in the other boats would roar with laughter at the situation. I have no idea how I would manage to dump that coffee can over. To this day, I believe there was an invisible hand that would hit it and tip it just enough so the rocking of the boat would send it and its contents completely over. I would stand motionless, terrified to move. Dad would look at the stream of pee running down the deck of his boat, shake his head and tell me to rinse it down with a can of water. At the same time the other fishermen, who had been through this experience with me before, started offering their jovial words of encouragement; “There’s always next time!”, “We’ve all done it too.” Always chuckling and knowing as well as I and my dad knew, that sure as shit, I would do it again.
On the off chance I DIDN’T knock my coffee can over, dad would look at me sideways and grin teasingly from ear to ear. The guys in the other boats would see me leaning over the side of the boat, rinsing the can out and offer their congratulations for a job well done. They’d laugh and make their comments, all in fun of course, and then the quiet of waiting and watching for that “hit” on our poles settled back over the boats in our hog line. The sound of the water lapping up against the hulls, the feeling of bobbing up and down as a barge would head up river sending the wake into the hog line of boats; I would look over and see a few of the guys nodding off while the peacefulness of waiting for that bite seemed to mesmerize all of us.
When a salmon hit, I instantly got a lump in my throat. My knees went weak and dad’s pole started to bounce. Immediately he grabbed his pole from its holder, pulled up and felt the fish start to fight on the end of the line. As soon as I saw him start to reel, I grabbed my pole and started to reel in my gear as quickly as I could. This was no easy task. The weight of the lead sinker and the fishing rig made retrieving your gear against the river current with the lure spinning like crazy took some doin’, even for a tough TomBoy like me. I looked over and saw the tip of dad’s pole dip way down toward the water; his teeth were grit together with a determined smile as the fish started to run and strip the line off the fishing reel. He turned the teeth on the drag to tighten the line a bit so the salmon wouldn’t strip out as much line when running.
I was starting to shake from excitement and my heart pounding out of my chest. Finally, I saw my gear break the surface of the water, the weight accidently slammed against the side of the boat as I pulled it up and out of the river. Dad gave me a sideways look and I blurted out “Oops!”. I laid my pole with its gear between my seat and the side of the boat so it would be out of the way. Everything was a blur; I knew exactly what I had to do next; get up on the bow of the boat, drop the buoy with the anchor tied off to it into the water as fast as I could. As soon as I saw it hit the water, I headed back to my seat and sat down, out of the way.
The boat started to drift slowly down river from the hog line. I glanced at the deck, making sure there was nothing which would cause my dad to trip while he fought the fish. He was reeling in at a decent clip and then his pole dipped down and away went the fish ripping line off the spool. He was running so hard, you could hear the line as it was torn off the reel and down into the water of the Columbia River. I could hear dad say under his breath, “You son-of-a-bitch!”. The line stopped stripping off the reel and my dad pulled up on the rod slowly, but firmly, it bent low from the current and the weight of the fish. As he leaned the pole forward toward the water, he reeled in quickly. As he started to pull the pole up to bring the fish in closer, the tip seemed to flick a bit before it dipped down hard and the fish took off for another run. It didn’t go as far this time. Dad was able to start gaining on it and he got it reeled in closer to the boat.
He called out to me to “Get the Gaff”. A gaff hook was used years ago to bring bigger fish into a boat instead of using a net. They didn’t take up as much room and were easier for some fishermen to use. (Sport fishermen don’t use them currently; I think they’re just used by commercial fishermen.) I got the gaff and held it carefully off to the side, over the water and out of his way. As soon as he was sure he had the fish played out, I handed him the gaff hook and in one arching sweep the handle went out of sight, into the water and into the head of the salmon. Dad handed me his pole and used both hands to pull the fish on board the boat.
It was a beautiful hen (female) chinook salmon. I reached and grabbed the Billy Club for dad as she flopped around on the deck. Still fighting to get away, dad cracked her a good one in the head and she stopped flopping around. Oh! She was a beautiful chrome color, so bright and shiny! He said she looked to be 25 or maybe 30 lbs. She was a little on the thick side, so I squeezed her belly checking for eggs. A few very pale eggs popped out which was a good sign. This meant she wasn’t quite ripe, or ready to spawn. If they had been brighter reddish/orange and had come flowing easily out of her they wouldn’t have made as good of fish bait as they would at this stage. Her eggs would hold together very well like they were and those skeins of green eggs would be carefully laid aside, cut up into 1” pieces, mixed with “20 mule team borax” and stored in the freezer for Steelhead and trout bait.
We had drifted quite a way down river from our hog line. Dad always had a gunny sack in his boat for keeping his fish in. This kept them from drying out. Before heading back up to anchor in our space, dad dipped the gunny sack in the water and shook it out a little. He picked the big hen up by her gill plate and put her head first into the gunny sack. The end of her tail was sticking out of the burlap sack a bit. She was a beautiful big fall Chinook hen!
As he fired up the boat motor and headed back up river to take his place in the hog line, my heart beat started to slow, and I relaxed in my seat. Dad would look back every once in a while, to make sure everything was secured. He would carefully guide the boat back into his slot. When he got to our buoy, he’d climb up on the bow and snag the line with his gaff hook, tying it once again to the bow cleat of the boat. After checking his lure to make sure the hook wasn’t bent or needed to be sharpened, we got our gear in the water and set again. Both of us would settle back into our seats, beginning to relax and wait for the next fish to hit.
Our little celebration of catching a fish was to dive into those liverwurst sandwiches my mom had made for our lunch. Dad had a little propane heater in the boat for use on the chillier days and it had a grill on top of the heating element. He would fire it up and turn the flame way down low. Very carefully, he would put our sandwiches on that grill to toast them. When they were warmed through, we would sit there, rocking on the water, eating our warm liverwurst sandwiches and waiting for another fish to hit one of the poles.
Most weekends in the fall and spring of my childhood were spent on the Columbia River, just out from the Dolphin Marina in a hog line fishing for salmon with my dad. I don’t have to try too hard to go back to those times in my mind. I can still smell the river, hear the waves lap up on the sides of the boat and smell that good fresh fish smell on my hands. I was the only girl out there in that hog line. Those men always made me feel like I was one of them; welcomed me and visited with me just like they did my dad.
The old ways they fished back then are gone. Modern salmon fishermen don’t seem to anchor in hog lines anymore. Now they use nets to bring their fish on board their boats and technology helps them to find where the fish are in the river. Those old days when I was a Tom Boy just coming into my teens are probably the most cherished memories I have of my youth. These stories of fishing with my dad have been told time and time again and I’ll gladly share them with anyone who is interested in hearing them.
Why are manufactured pot holders so little and thin? If you grab a hot pan out of the oven in MY kitchen, by God and sunny Jesus you are NOT gonna burn your hand!
I have a lot of scrap yarn left over from my various crochet projects. I save every bit of it too! It gets rolled up into little balls and stuffed into an old beat up Safeway paper grocery bag. I keep all sized pieces of yarn from a yard long and up. The little bitty pieces, get tied end to end and then rolled into a ball about the size of an orange. I use this ball for small projects that provide me with what I call “Instant Gratification Projects”.
Instant Gratification Projects take about as long to make as an episode of “Coach” lasts. They take zero thought and even less effort. Most all of us who these projects cause they’re done in a flash and you can look at the finished product and say to yourself “Looky what I did!?”.
Does that sound silly? Well, duh! Of course it does but the big take away is the Gratification of finishing a project. No matter how big, or in this case, how small. It may just be a scrap granny square that you add to a pile of other scrap granny squares to crochet together to make a scrap blanket with but you’ve finished it in no time! *please take into consideration all of us have projects sitting somewhere in a bag that’re only partly complete, that we’ll get to “tomorrow”.
Enter the homemade, crocheted Pot Holder. The method I use to make these is now referred to as “Free-form” crochet. I used to call it “winging it” as I’m sure most other old timers did. Free-form crochet doesn’t require a pattern no matter what you want to make. I guess this is Free-form crochet in it’s simplest form and you really don’t need a pattern to make these but you need a basic idea in your head of how you want it to look. I keep all the extra motifs, granny squares, parts of crocheted borders I’ve made up to see if I like them etc in a zip lock bag just to use for pot holders. If you don’t have any extra parts crocheted and stashed somewhere; grab your favorite hook, make a chain or circle or whatever turns your crank and just start to crochet!
Even beginners know a few stitches. It hasn’t got to be fancy, don’t chew on what or how you’re gonna do it, but here is the important thing to remember that a lot of us overlook when making these; SAFETY!
Size and Thickness *insert 12 year old giggle here*. It’s true though, when I grab for a pot holder in my kitchen, it’s to pull out a 400+ degree metal pan from the oven to get on the counter quick. I want to make sure I don’t burn my hand or my pretty counter tops.
Stitches used: single crochet, half double crochet, double crochet v-stitch
Crochet a shape, lay it down and put your hand in the middle of it. If your fingers hang over the edge of your crocheted piece, you got a ways to go! I always make sure I have at least 2″ of space bigger than the size of my hand. I have sausage fingers, pure and simple. If it’s a horse call it a horse. Occasionally, people with bigger hands than me have to get something out of my oven. Mostly I worry about a man or Amazon size Lady Friend. It doesn’t matter who it is, I don’t want someone burning their hand using a pot holder that’s way too small.
There are always 2 layers to my pot holders. So after you get your first side the size and shape you want it, make another one. It doesn’t have to be the exact match of the first one. It can just be one color. Make it as close to the size of the first one as you can. After all, these are going to be used as “Trivets” too. A Trivet is something you sit on your counter to put a hot pan on. Another reason to make them good and thick.
After you get the second side done, lay one on top of the other and figure out how you want to crochet them together. In the first photo, I’ve Slip Stiched the 2 sides together on both pot holders because one side was just a smidge bigger than the other. This works out great! In the second photo, I did a single crochet stitch clear around. Both layers were close enough in size, so I simply crocheted singles through both layers.
Stitches used: double crochet, single crochet, slip stitch
In the photo above, I used a basic shell to crochet the 2 sides together. For the brown one on the left, I added a slip stitch row just to play around with it. As far as weaving in the ends; I insert my hook in between the 2 sides and near the middle of one side. Which side doesn’t matter. Work the hook through those sides up to where there’s a hole at the tail of the yarn. Yarn over and pull the tail in between the sides. Give your pot holder a stretch and the end of the yarn should disappear inside. If not, pull it just a little tight, snip off the end and then give it a stretch and your tail will be pulled inside the potholder. Don’t worry, I’ve not ever had one come apart on me in all the years I’ve been making these.
I work with a lot of bachelors or gentlemen who are the cooks in their homes. Every single one of them are shocked at these simple pot holders. The comments always seem geared around “it’s actually BIG enough for my hands”!
You can’t buy these in any stores, they’re easy to make and last forever. I use acrylic yarn and have not had an issue with them scorching from a hot pan. If you get “whatever” baking goo on them just pitch them in the washer/dryer and call it wonderful!
That’s it my babies! Use your imagination and as always HAVE FUN!
My dad, Gordon Lancaster, while out cutting fire wood in the 70’s
On a summer evening, while eating supper, my dad would sometimes say “Ma, how’s about you pack us a picnic lunch tomorrow for cuttin’ fire wood?” I would stop chewing whatever was in my mouth and just LOOK at my dad. My heart would start to beat faster and the bite of supper I had in my mouth turned into a gigantic cotton ball. Oh, God NO!!!
Cutting firewood was always done on a hot and dry summer day. My dad had a ’66 Ford pickup that he had stuffed a diesel motor in to. This was before it was cool to have diesel motors in pickup trucks. He had an old canopy on the back of it so that we could ride back there and he could haul things under cover. The poor old thing would go anywhere and he was SO proud of it. I always laughed when it came rumbling up the road. It was one of those sounds a person hears and instantly looks up to see what’s coming.
He would load his chainsaw, a gas can that looked as though it had been through a hay baler, an old ammo can from the war in which his blade sharpening file and extra chainsaw blades were stored in and an ax into the bed of his truck. My mom would come out of the house with a picnic basket in one hand and a round aluminum Thermos water jug in the other hand. Dad would place them in the back of his truck, my sister and I would climb into the cab and away we went. This was quite a job as dad’s truck not only had the usual gear shift but he also had a 2-speed brownie transmission gear shift sticking up through the floor about a foot. One of us had to sit with our legs toward the passenger side of the cab and it made for a horribly uncomfortable ride. As soon as we were situated he would turn the key and the old Ford would rumble to life. He’d look over at us and say “AND we’re OFF! Like a herd of turtles!” I would laugh and my sister would roll her eyes and away we went.
He always cut firewood in the Gifford Pinchot national forest of Southwest Washington State. It took us about an hour and a half to drive up to McClellan Meadows. Up the Columbia River Gorge through Stevenson and on up into Carson. I knew we were almost there when we got to the big corner at Old Man’s Pass. I started looking to see if I could find my gloves I had stuffed under the seat on the last trip while my sister starred out the window.
The only air conditioning we had was the kind you had to roll down. The person sitting in the middle of the truck seat, with both windows down got a steady flow of air from both windows being down, which was nice when you were on pavement. When you got on a gravel logging road it became dust being blasted on you constantly and it went EVERYWHERE. Up nose, in my ears and down my throat. I tried to keep my eyes closed most of the time to try to keep the dust out of them, but I still ended up rinsing grit out of them when we got to where ever it was we were going.
Pre-teen Tomboy – Sarah- standing on a felled Doug Fir
When we got to the wood cutting area, dad would slow down and start to look for firewood logs. We would pass a clear cut with other wood cutters already set up and cutting. My dad would mumble under his breath “Sons-a-bitches”. Uh-oh, this meant we would go where there was no one else and cut our firewood there. This particular time he found a place about 20 feet up on a hill from the road. He stopped the truck and said, “There we go!” I know my jaw hit the floor and my sister let out a long, irritated sigh but dad parked the truck up the road a bit and said, “Let’s get at it!”
He gassed up his chain saw, checked to see if the blade was sharp and started up the hill leading up from the ditch to where the firewood was. To this day, I still don’t know how he saw a firewood log up there from the road. He managed to find the worst places to cut where there wasn’t a “Chinaman’s chance in hell” of there being anyone else around. It was always in a spot that was hard to get to. We would see other families cutting wood where the logs were lying near their rigs, being able to cut the logs up and throw them right into the back of their trucks. Easy! Not us, dad seemed to think it made us better kids if we had to suffer when cutting fire wood. As if wasn’t already bad enough!
Once he got up on the hill I hollered up to him and asked how he was going to get the wood rounds down to us. DUMB QUESTION! He says “Oh! I’ll give ‘em a shove down and you guys stop them from rolling across the road and down the other ditch. What?? All I can see happening is my sister and I getting squashed by huge rounds of wood. I asked him how we were supposed to stop them and he says for us to put our foot up and stop the round as its rolling across the road. Then he said we could find a big branch, hold it on the ground and let the round roll against it. That THAT would work too. I have NO idea what my dad was thinking or if he was just testing how tough we were, but we got ready to catch wood rounds as dad got his gear ready.
He fires up his McCullough chain saw and pretty soon, here comes the first round. Dad yelled “Here it comes!” Both of us froze. I had found a big limb in the brush and my sister had decided to use her foot to stop the wood round. As it came crashing down the hill, I got ready with my limb to stop it. Just before it hit the ditch, I chickened out and stepped to the side. It landed with a THUD, bounced up a little and luckily stayed in the ditch. We got the idea of standing each round of wood up on its end so with each one we built a wall of wood that would help to stop the others as they came crashing down the hill.
On those blistering, hot days up in the Timber, the dust and the bugs stick to you like glue, especially when you’re doing anything physical that makes you sweat. By the time we took a break for lunch, all of us were covered in dust and dirt. Dad lifted the old wicker picnic basket and water jug out the truck bed and we all had a nice long drink of that ice cold well water from home. That water was so wonderfully cool and felt so good going down. I started to drink too much and dad warned me “Better not chug that or you’ll get a belly ache”. I’m here to say, that at NO time when I was hot and thirsty did I EVER get a belly ache from drinking water too fast! It was one of those things parents always said that never made sense, but had a hint of warning and you listened immediately.
As we ate our lunch, the bugs would gather around us. Little black flies would come from every direction, landing on us and our food. They would buzz around our ears, try to get to your eyes; I’m sure I swallowed at least one with a bite of lunch. Mom had packed the usual, baloney sandwiches, homemade cookies and a few apples.
After lunch, we worked until there was a full load of wood for the old truck. We got all the rounds loaded up and could finally head home. The trip back home was the exact reverse of what it was heading up into the timber. Heading back down the gorge, there is a big old cedar tree just past a tiny little place called “Skamania Landing”. More of a wide spot in the road, but there was a store with a tiny café in it. Anyway, when I would see that cedar tree, I got excited, because I KNEW we were almost home! To this day when my husband and I drive up that way, as we pass that cedar tree, I always point out, “there’s my tree!”.
Getting home meant a whole other job started; unloading the truck. Dad would get his chainsaw and all of its stuff out and we would climb into the back of his pick up and start unloading wood. At first it was easy, just shove it out the lowered tail gate and it would hit the ground where it would be split up later. But then, after you get so many chunks on the ground they started to stack up. My sister would usually stay up in the truck shoving wood out the back while I was on the ground moving wood rounds out of the way. Of course, she would never really stop shoving them out of the bed of the truck while I was moving them and having the chance of maiming me with a chunk of wood was too good to pass up. She always managed to smash a finger or squish me in some sort of way. This was ok of course, as I would happily have done the same thing to her if it had been the other way around. Finally! Our job was over and our day of wood cutting was done. We could sit down for a while before supper and rest. I know as soon as my head hit the pillow, I was out like a light.
I think about going for firewood now as I sit in my air-conditioned home and think very fondly of those days of cutting firewood. Although my sister still makes me ABSOLUTELY crazy and knowing how awful the dust and bugs were; I would happily go one more time with her and my dad. Just to be around the smell of the timber on a hot summer day, to listen to the wind blowing through the tops of the trees; the funny “thud” noise your feet make as you walk through them. Even to hear the sound of those horrid flies buzzing around my head. It’s funny how some of the things I hated most as a kid, are now some of my most cherished memories. How I would love to go back to those times, just for one more day.