Pilot Car (PEVO) Lingo

“You gotta run the zipper across this bridge”, “We’re gonna have to shoo-fly this pork chop to make it around the left turn”

This is a partial list of Lingo used while piloting oversize/over dimensional loads to help out new PEVO’s who are unfamiliar with industry specific Lingo. Most of these terms are used continually by all members of an oversize crew including the truck driver, front door/pole car, back door and steerman.

PILOT CAR LINGO

Every industry has its own lingo and Oversize/Over dimensional Pilot Car Drivers are no different.  This mostly incomplete list will give the Pilot Car Driver, AKA Escort, AKA PEVO (Pilot Escort Vehicle Operator) a good working knowledge of commonly used Oversize terms used to perform your duties as a Pilot Car driver along with some lesser used terms.

There are no training classes per se.  Other than the instruction and testing you’ll get when you go through your PEVO certification course; this industry is pretty much all “school of hard knocks” e.g. learning as you go along. This glossary of Pilot Car terms is to help Newbie Pilots.  To help them navigate their first few trips until saying these well recognized terms not only helps you to familiarize yourself but it will help you to become a valuable part of any Oversize team.

FOUR Any 4 wheeled passenger vehicle driven by a regular motorist.

TAG A trailer being towed behind a vehicle.  e.g., “4 with a tag on the shoulder”

ALLIGATOR More commonly called a GATOR.  These are shredded pieces of tires laying in or along the side of the road.  *When the tread is facing up, they resemble the backs of alligators.

MUSTARD The yellow striping to the left of lane 1. *The inside or left lane.

FOG LINE The white line at the right edge of the outside right lane (on multiple lane roads) or at the right side of the lane you are traveling in.

ZIPPER The broken lines separating the lanes or 2 way traffic.

UP Used by the Chase car or Steerman to let the driver know a vehicle is going to pass the load. e.g. “4 and a tag “up”.

18 A Semi truck. Regular sized semi tractor/trailers have 18 wheels.

WIGGLE- WAGON    A semi with 2 trailers.  In Canada these are referred to as “B-Trains”.

PARKING LOT    A semi that hauls passenger vehicles.

BACK DOOR    Another name for a Chase Pilot Car. Always at the back of the load. Blocks traffic in lanes when the driver has to change lanes, letting your driver know of approaching traffic that may interfere with the safe travel of the load.  The back door also calls out distances of the back axles to the edge of the shoulder on turns when there is no Steerman.  *Ask your driver what he/she wants called out.

STEERMAN Also a Chase but their main responsibility as the Steerman is always being located at the back of the load when rolling to allow for Steering the load. Their duties also include helping to Load/Unload. 

LEAD Also known  as the FRONT DOOR Pilot Car.  Duties include reading the permit for routing and pertinent information for the load, instructing the driver/team on turns, warning the driver of obstacles whether in the lane of travel or on the shoulder in which the load has to change lanes or maneuver to get around, accidents, animals entering the roadway etc.  *Always ask  your driver what they want called out.  

WEIGH STATION   Also known as a “SCALE or CHICKEN SHACK”. Normally all oversize loads will have to enter the scale unless it’s on your permit to bypass it due to permanent closure or construction. You’ll see an illuminated red/green  sign with “open” or “closed”.  It’ll be about a mile before the scale.  Whether the sign reads open or closed, call it out to your team. When you enter,  DO NOT DRIVE ACROSS  the scale.  There’ll be a by-pass lane usually to the left of the scale lane, use this lane for going through the scale. 

PORK CHOP  Pork chops are small islands that help separate oncoming turn lanes from other turning lanes.  They’re found at intersections and usually have a stop sign on them.  These small islands look like pork chops.

SHOO-FLY This maneuver involves making a wrong-way turn into the oncoming traffic lane when the turn is too tight or there are obstacles keeping you from making the turn the lane you are traveling in.  This often involves an intersection with a PORK CHOP.

GYPSY WAGON A RV or towable camper rig.

SPLITTING LANES   This maneuver involves your driver to drive over the top of the ZIPPER separating 2 lanes.  Wider loads may choose to do this in heavy traffic. *This is also called RUNNING THE ZIPPER.

CENTER UP This maneuver is literally what it says.  It’s used when going through narrower portions of the roadway or across bridges.

OUT This term is specifically for LEAD/POLE CARS    “You’re too far OUT”, meaning too far away from the load.  “You need to get OUT further”.  Meaning you’re too close to the load.

DOWN THE BELLY Meaning down the center of the lane you are traveling in.  “metal debris “down the belly

As I said before, this is by no means a complete list of the lingo used in the Oversized/Over dimensional industry.  I can imagine some of these terms sound silly or make no sense to a new pilot but believe me, before you know it you’re going to be using them in normal conversations you have while on the job and may even slip and use them when talking to friends or family while explaining your day as a PEVO.  Piloting is not an exact science and talking to 5 different pole cars about how to perform their duties will give you 5 different answers.  

My best advice to a Newbie is to take everything in;  pretty soon you’ll figure out what is valuable information and what isn’t.  NO QUESTION IS A DUMB QUESTION!  

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Curious Horses checking me out in Dubois, Idaho

Indian Summer

By Sarah Floyd

Fall is my favorite time of year.  My little crock pot comes out from where it’s been hiding in the bottom of a cupboard.  I think about the first thing I’ll make in it.  This year it was a coffee pot roast with carrots, onions and potatoes.  Good old fashioned comfort food, the type that fills you completely and warms you from the very inside of your belly.

For me, fall really starts after our first hard frost.  A frost so hard it makes every thing look as though it’s been dusted with powdered sugar.  On these mornings, the air is so still and quiet;  I can hear a leaf landing on the gravel in my driveway.  The deer standing in the valley below my house make huge white clouds from exhaling their breath.

My dad always called this “Indian Summer”.  He said it was the sunny days after the first frost of the fall. These autumn days are beautiful.  Bright sunshine and cool, crisp, temps that make a person put on an extra shirt and a cap when completing those fall chores.  The bright sun shining onto the Big Leaf Maple trees seems to make them glow with the golden colors of fall.

Enjoy the indian summer in your part of the world.  Break out that crock pot and prepare a yummy, heartwarming slow cooked supper.

My quest for the perfect pie crust

 

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A pie

My mother grew up in depression era Iowa, the oldest of 3 daughters of a Share Cropper.  She milked cows before going to school and again as soon as she came home.  Her 2 best friends were a pig named “Herk” and a mule by the name of “Coley”.

My grandmother was an old school, meat and potatoes farm-wife cook.  You woke up to a hot breakfast, came into a good lunch and  at 6 o’clock a filling supper with sliced bread on the table and always a pie for dessert.  My favorite part of supper was knowing I would be able to dig into that yummy, mouthwatering pie and be in food heaven.

I watched my mom very closely when she cooked.  I wanted to be just as good a cook when I grew up.  I remembered the coffee she put in every beef pot roast,  that is now my “secret ingredient” in my pot roasts.  The fluffy pancakes she would make every Sunday morning with lots of hot coffee for the grown-ups and milk for my sister and I.  The thing I loved the most was company coming over.  Whether it was my dad’s fishing chums, a neighbor or family members;  everyone was welcome.   There was always a cake, pie or cookies of some sort for them to sit around the living room and enjoy with a hot cup of coffee.

I loved watching my mother roll pie dough.  She would dust our kitchen table with flour,  use a fork to take out a ball of dough from her mixing bowl and lay it down in the flour.  Never handling it too much.  “You don’t want to ‘Mother’ that pie dough to death or it’ll be so tough, it won’t be fit to eat!”  She would always give me tips of how to handle pie dough the right way making sure I knew it wasn’t bread dough.

Making pie was like second nature to her as I’m sure it was with most women her age.  Her recipe was the basic Betty Crocker pie dough recipe.  Flour, salt, lard (Crisco at our house) and of course, Ice water.  Her wire pastry blender was so old and beat up from making a life time pie crusts that the red paint on the wooden handle was nearly worn through.  Her rolling pin was never washed, but only wiped down with a clean cloth. She would stand at the table, cutting in the dry ingredients while turning the bowl and only looking down a couple times while watching Merv Griffin opening his show with some sort of crooner-type love song.  Of course the front of her apron always had two hand sized spots of flour on them because a dish towel wasn’t handy.

She had 2 very old tin pie pans that my sister still uses to this day. “Juice Saver” pie pans that were deep dish and wider across than the normal clear glass Pyrex Pie Plates.   Her pies were mouthwatering, juicy and the crusts were perfectly flaky.  At least in the eyes of a 10 year old tom boy girl.

I made my very first pie the year the Mount St. Helens erupted.  In 1980 I was a freshman in high school.  It was a blueberry pie for my dad’s work picnic and boy was it UGLY!  The blueberry juice had bubbled up through the steam slits leaving dark purple puddles on the crust and it seeped out through the edges where it hadn’t been sealed properly.  Ugh…mom said “It’ll be fine”, which was her generic answer to what ever it was which was clearly NOT fine.  I put it out on a table at the picnic, one of the ladies sliced and served it with juice running everywhere due to my not adding enough flour in to the filling mixture to thicken it.  We took three quarters of it home and it ended up being a nice treat for our chickens that evening when my sister fed them.

Fast forward 20 years in my own kitchen.  I had gathered together all the gadgets I needed to mix my pie dough.  A rolling pin which I had broken in on many batches of cut-out cookies, an old wire pastry blender I was lucky enough to find at a swap meet.  It was  like my mom’s, accept mine has a little tab at the end of the handle to put your thumb on.  I had a beautiful cranberry Pyrex bowl to mix my dough in and I was ready to go.  I had tried my best to make a pie dough that I was happy with, trying not to “Mother” the dough too much while mixing it.  I tried recipes that had ingredients like vinegar, mayonnaise even eggs.  Nothing was as good as what I remembered my mom’s pie crust tasting like.  Finally I saw a recipe for pie crust that called for milk.

I decided to go for it.  I didn’t like the taste of regular Crisco.  I wanted to try the Butter Flavored kind.  Wow!  What a difference in taste that made!  Changing the liquid to milk, I was really starting to like this new recipe.  I also started rolling my pie dough out onto a flour sack type dish towel.  I sprinkled flour onto it and rolled out my dough.  It made it way easier to control my rolling surface and clean up was a snap.  It was also easier to take the towel out into the front yard and shake out the flour and bits of raw pie dough for the dogs and little birds to enjoy.

I tried to remember how my mom had put it all together.  How did she crimp the edges?  How many slits in the top do I need?  I checked out cookbooks and looked at pies in the bakery sections of Costco  and Safeway.  The one thing which stood out in my mind, really made me say “Holy Crap!” was Turbinado Sugar.  More commonly known as “Sugar in the Raw”.  The sugar crystals are much bigger and have a slight Carmel color to them.  Sprinkled on top of these bakery pies gave them  a “finished” look;  as though the baker actually CARED about the finished product.  So after a light  spray of water from a water bottle, I sprinkled the Turbinado Sugar lightly all around the raw dough and decided on cutting 6 slits in the top of the pie.  I decided on this amount as they could also serve as cutting guides.  I suppose other people would cut 8 slits for smaller pieces.  I would rather a person enjoying pie and coffee in my home get a good, hearty piece that will give them something to come back for like my mom’s did with her guests.

At the time when I started to experiment with making pies, all I had were metal pie pans.  The dough was good, but didn’t seem like it was getting brown enough on the bottom.  This is when I discovered Crockery Pie Plates.  Ones that had been made of clay on a potters wheel.  I have 4 or 5 of these beautiful pie plates.  They’re spendy, but well worth the money as the finished product is so nice.  I experimented with different pies and found my new pie dough recipe along with baking them in the crockery pie plates was an absolute winner.  The smell of a pie cooking makes the whole house happy.  Cracking a window or opening your front door allows that smell to waft out into the world.  Driving up our driveway and smelling that good smell of pie baking is a treat in its self.  Walking over to the kitchen and seeing that beautiful pie plate with a yummy looking creation in it is just icing on the cake!  The flaky crust, the little bits of crystals reflecting on top and a peek into one of the steam slits seeing a piece of apple,  cherry or strawberry gets your mouth watering and ready for that first scrumptious bite.

After what seems like years, I have found my groove when it comes to pie crusts!  The HOLY Grail of pastry!  I love to watch a person eating my pie.  Their eyes light up, they stop chewing and say “this is REALLY good”.   It doesn’t taste like my moms pie.  It does evoke the same reaction people had when eating her pie.  People talk about my pies like they did hers.  That’s as good as it gets for me.  The feeling I get when people leave my home and I know they enjoyed their selves;  that knowing the time they spent with us made them feel good.  A full belly topped off with a delicious piece of pie will do it every time.

 

Miss Sarah’s Pie Crust 

2 cups All Purpose Flour

1 cup butter flavor Crisco or regular butter (at room temp)

1 teaspoon salt  (lessen this amount if you’d like)

1/4 to 1/3 cup milk (enough to make a workable dough)

Roll out 1/2 of the dough on a floured surface to 3″ bigger than your pie pan.  Place dough in pie pan so that it falls over the edges of your pan.  Fill with your choice of pie filling.  Roll out second 1/2 of dough and place on top of filling.  Fold dough  away from you and under its self.  Crimp how ever suits you.  Spray or baste with water and sprinkle ample Sugar in the Raw on top.  Bake at 400 degrees until juice bubbles and pie crust is golden brown.